Joe is on mtv’s friendzone right now! Its so surreal!
I met an Estonian Guy
at the beach today i get asked to play some beach soccer.
of course im not gonna turn that down so im playing with these guys kicking ass and then after one of the guys is talking to me telling me his life story. he was adopted at 14 from estonia, his mom did cocaine, his new dad makes weapons for the government, he had a dummy grenade and took it to his school when he was 16 to hold his class randsome for better grades. alright. then he stays with our group for the remaining 4 hours we were there. what a beach day lol
oh his name was Slava. like lava. with an S.
